Friday, February 17, 2006

WHY!

Well a week without the internet, it was said that it could never be done. But here I am, almost half way into my week of unexplainable torture. I'm currently over Anna's bumming her net for 15 minutes before I go back into my withdrawals. I decided a short post was neccessary to thank a special someone for the other day.


Dearest Anna,

You are the scum between my toes. Just the thought of you makes me want to run away. Everytime I see you I want to vomit. Your voice is like 1000 hands scratching 1000 chalkboards. You irritate me beyond all measure.

Love Joel.

P.S. Thanks for the roses

2 comments:

Ang said...

"unexplainable torcher"???

Do you mean torture (as in sadistically) or are you really an incomprehensible arsonist?

Joel said...

Yes I know I spelt torture wrong. Damn google and its stupid dictionary. Although I suppose I have to take some of the blame for not recognising the obvious mistake. Shame on me...