Monday, March 27, 2006

The truth...

Well you have all been waiting a long time for this, so here it is, copied from a conversation mere seconds ago:



Ankles. Jamin. Everybody was kung fu fighting says:
perhaps i'm a bit of a nerd



Hell has officially frozen over.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

ben, i never thought u were a nerd :S since when were u a nerd

Anonymous said...

Well, ok, I might be a little bit of a nerd, but only in the sense that I know how to use a computer. Ask me how any of it actually works and I'll stare at you blankly. Oh, and people who play warhammer should die slow horrible deaths. Perhaps there's a post in this.

Anonymous said...

Actually, now that I think of it, just knowing how to use a computer doesn't make you a nerd, it just means you're not a luddite. Screw you Joel, Mark's right. I'm not a nerd at the moment, though I probably will be once I'm done with this engineering degree.

Joel said...

Ah but markus, Ben has been a nerd for a long time. He just never admitted it. It was held deep down inside and he only now admits it. Its ok Ben, let it all out...

Joel said...

No Ben you can't just call yourself a nerd and then take it back the second a person (who isnt even around you when you make reference to the features of the latest media player, or bitch about how someone who types slow should be shot) says you arent a nerd. You said it, its out now for everyone to see :-)

Anonymous said...

just go sleep with john. peace out mighty flyers!!!

Anonymous said...

But I'm not a nerd... I could easily say you and Anna are nerds because you're anime fans.

Joel said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE ANIME!!! Anna is the anime lover! Anime SUCKS!

Anonymous said...

It aggravates me when people just go around making uninformed decisions becase apple slap their logo on something. Where the hell did sleeping with John come from??

Joel said...

It came from your pants! and that one lonely night last week where you wish you didn't do what you did but you can't take it back now.

Anonymous said...

Joel, you and Anna have some crazy theories. It's kinda weird, like you're longing for something that's never going to happen.

Anonymous said...

perhaps joel should stop sleeping with that hairy little bunny rabbit kid, the one we all commonly know as.... tyson. oh the controversies of the world

Anonymous said...

Ha, Evil Duckling said what we were all thinking.

Anner said...

First of all Ben it is so obvious that you are the evil duckling person, and second of all why do you care that people call you a nerd? What is so bad about it? Are you trying to say that words do actually hurt you?

Anonymous said...

First of all Anna, you're an idiot :P. I'm not Evil Duckling, though I would like to know who is. Secondly, its not the word "nerd" that annoys me, its the social stigma that goes with it. They're all badly dressed and lacking in social skills. Nerds are the kind of people who think a good way to spend schoolies is at a LAN party.

Damian said...

Yeah I don't think Ben is a nerd. The lack of social skills, lack of social life, numerous lan parties, love of anime, love of warhammer, love of tabletop games, his thick glasses, anime shirts that are too big and love of programming were quite influential however.

It's funny cos there was a comment by ben and then 1 min later there was a comment by evil duckling and then a minute later, another comment by ben. Yep, definately wasn't him.

Anonymous said...

You can't use time as an indicator, nearly every single comment on this blog is a few minutes away from another one.

Joel said...

Yes ben but its just totally suss how they are a minute apart. So not only would u have to have expected that comment to come, but you would have had to wait a minute after you commented and refreshed the page to see that new comment, which then allowed you to write your other comment.

Its also very convenient that 'evil duckling' is like the only person in the entire post so far that has actually taken your side. But of course you didn't write that comment did you Ben...

So whats a better theory? All that above, or simply that you wrote the 3 comments one after each other.

Anonymous said...

hopppidy hop, hoppidy hop. tyson the hairy gay bunny rabbit stops and ponder's for the day. What should he eat for breakfast on this sun-shining dazzling, glorious, spectacular, Super!, snazzalicious morning. he wipes the dirt from his pink sequined collar, and squirms as his puffin-soft nose detects an odour of unsatisfying potentials. The rabbit smelt that uncanny on-coming of lynx deodorant, the cheap and nasty kind. with an un-satisfied hop he pulled some joop from is cary bag, applied, re-permed and producted' his cute little bunny tail, and hopped back into his hole. The evil duckling shat on his front door. quackling to himself, "quack quack, the evil duckling strikes again, quak"

Anner said...

Daisy (Super Mario Golf 64) - "Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored" (the pressing of the L button)