You know it's time to go to bed when...

...you say the following to Ben in a state of deliriousness.

when people go to bed and say "night" and then say "morning" when they get up, is it like an assurance thing where they're verifying that it is infact that time of day?
or is it more an observation?

"night"
"why yes, it is!"

perhaps they simply abbreviate "good night" and "good morning". that i'm not sure
i think otherwise

SUBJECT CHANGE

I got this information from a leak in the Prison Break writing room

"So guys... what can we do in next weeks' episode?"
"We could kill some people off"
"Yeah alright. Everybody else like this fresh idea?"
*crowd mumbles approvingly*

Don't get me wrong, I love the show and the plot lines are good. There just seems to be alot of death. Soon, this show will have a higher character turnover rate than Home and Away. Seriously, the only characters who have been on that show from the start are Alf and Sally. I think Michael and his brother (momentary mind blank of name) will be the Alf and Sally of Prison Break and no one else will last longer than half a season. That's all I got. Goodnight

Whether the weather is hot...

Isn't this weather great? Seriously, we've hit the really small gap between Summer and Winter that Townsville gets. It's not quite long enough to be called "Autumn", it's only about two weeks long at best. However, it's also the best weather townsville gets, right between "Roast-your-dinner-in-the-shade" summer and "Oh-look-my-saliva-is-freezing-in-my-mouth" winter. I'm loving it. Who else is loving it?

Who just thinks I've finally run out of ways to procrastinate?

Procrastination

I should be studying

Come on, it'll be fun.

The other day I was sitting in McDonalds, eating (devouring) a triple cheeseburger and noticed something. I have a tiny fat roll. You can only see it when I sit down, but its still there. This is a problem. If it gets to ten times its current size, I may be considered overweight. I can't be overweight - I make fun of the people on the biggest loser (it's inspiring that they're losing weight and becoming healthy, but their jiggling is so funny).

Instead of taking the sensible way out and dieting, I'm going to counterbalance my fast food diet with exercise. So, starting in the mid year break, I'm going to climb castle hill twice a week. Yes, you read that correctly - twice. To stop me from getting bored/slipping and falling to my death I'll need other people to come along and climb with me. John has already said he'll come so that he can work off his own fat roll (which is returning to it's former glory). Who else wants to join us? You know you want to.

Change of John's name

As you may or may not know, serial blog commentor (and serial pest) John Eldridge is known as Eldo. After revising this nickname with him, I've decided that we're changing it to elko for these two reasons.

• If you say it out loud, it sounds like alco
• If you spell it backwards and add a Y, it becomes yokle

As we all known, John is an alcoholic yokle and therefore this name is much more fitting and so without his consent, I'm commanding you all to spread the name... along with retrosexual

Mouth-numbing

List of Absurdly Stupid and Annoying/Occasionally Hilarious Words Learnt Courtesy of Medicine:

• Alpha-Ketogluterate Dehydrogenase
• Phosphoenolpyruvate
• Schistosomiasis
• Glycogen, Glycolysis, Gluconeogenesis, Glycogenolysis, Glucagon
• Sustentacular
• Squamous
• Lumen
• Gonadotroph
• NA/K-ATPase

Happy, hoppy, happy easter.

I'd just like to wish everyone a happy new easter and a wonderful second-half of semester, and for those lucky enough not be enrolled in university, have a happy, hoppy, happy time. :-)

Toes and Beanies. And Porridge.

**I cheated and double posted. This is at my blog too.**

I'm having porridge for breakfast. Oats and milk and mixed spice and honey. Yummo. Warm. Creamy. Tasty, tasty goodness.

I have a new beanie. It's the most awesomest beanie in the whole, wide world. I know this because wearing the beanie gives me psychic powers of beanie-knowledge. Which is cool beyond coolness.

For a start, it has earflaps. How cool is that? And it's green, which is a good colour. It has dongly bits from the earflaps, so I can tie them under my chin if it is especially cold, or above my head if it's a bit warmer. You can't see it in the picture, but it has little tassels hanging off the top too. All in all, it is the coolest beanie ever, and it's awesome. So Awesome with a Capital A. I dare you to find a More Awesome Beanie in the world.

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Captain Beanie, whose ears are warm. My toes are cold.

She gave him a discombobulated look and then left forever.