1. While med kids love to get drunk and pick up, few of them can differentiate between male and female cadavers.
2. While hilarious, it is not ok to take photos of the skeletons in compromising or threatening poses.
3. Ditto Cadavers.
4. An easy way to freak people out is to film them and then tell them you're a med student.
5. It is important to attend all meetings, or you may find yourself having to dress as an asian girl.
6. Some people don't know when you're being serious. Not telling them alienates you. Telling them spoils the fun.
7. Your home group will not perform "The Pap Smear Song" with you.
8. Even if it seems like a good idea at the time, being electrocuted for display purposes really isn't.
9. "Islet of Langerhan" is not a scottish holiday destination
10. Doctors were snobs over 100 years before they figured out a cure that actually worked.
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2 comments:
Hahahaha, med sounds hilarious
Joe, as a allied health professional, i can tell you that if you keep number 10 in mind during your career, you will make more non-medical friends.
That can make your life way easier.
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