1. emosexual (Noun) A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
2. emosexual
n. 1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
adj. 2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!
2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!
3. emosexual
Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.
Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
4. emosexual
one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.
I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last. tags sexual nympho
5. emosexual
1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids 2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face. 2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
6. emosexual to my knowledge the best definaition of emosexual would most definatly have to be aaron quisenberry, hes so emosexual!
like oh my god, aaron can wear a size zer, soooo emosexual!
7. emosexual
Denotes that boundries between the sexes are blurred. Steming from queercore and riot grrrl, which originated in the '80's and 90's (respectively), it has grown and thrived in the just as frusterated emo scene. Males tend to act more effeminate in actions, demeanor and dress (hence why it's more acceptable int he emo scene). Females are more dominant and independant in nature, and also dress in a more masculine way. It is not necessarily linked with a bi-sexual behavior, tho it is not uncommon.
Ricky's being such a bitch. no surprise, he's been so emosexual lately.
8. emosexual One who claims to be attracted to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.
An emosexual is a male/female who although not bi-sexual pretends to be in order to create emo controversy and confusion around ones self.
oh baby i'm so emosexual.
9. emosexual A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal
Your so emosexual
10. emosexual Being sexual while having very little to no concern for you partners gender.
They're congregating in Stockland as well. I remember when Eve and I were walking along with John and we saw this angry emo chick who looked like she was going to snap and kill someone.
Those were just the urban dictionary definitions. I don't think any uni student has the time to sit down and make all those up, except perhaps humanities/arts students.
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Couldn't you at least give us a definition? Urban Dictionary has some good ones.
It has to be _etrosexual in my books before it can be a new sexual orientaion
1. emosexual
(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
2. emosexual
n.
1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
adj.
2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!
2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!
3. emosexual
Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.
Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
4. emosexual
one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.
I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.
tags sexual nympho
5. emosexual
1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
6. emosexual
to my knowledge the best definaition of emosexual would most definatly have to be aaron quisenberry, hes so emosexual!
like oh my god, aaron can wear a size zer, soooo emosexual!
7. emosexual
Denotes that boundries between the sexes are blurred. Steming from queercore and riot grrrl, which originated in the '80's and 90's (respectively), it has grown and thrived in the just as frusterated emo scene. Males tend to act more effeminate in actions, demeanor and dress (hence why it's more acceptable int he emo scene). Females are more dominant and independant in nature, and also dress in a more masculine way. It is not necessarily linked with a bi-sexual behavior, tho it is not uncommon.
Ricky's being such a bitch. no surprise, he's been so emosexual lately.
8. emosexual
One who claims to be attracted to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.
An emosexual is a male/female who although not bi-sexual pretends to be in order to create emo controversy and confusion around ones self.
oh baby i'm so emosexual.
9. emosexual
A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal
Your so emosexual
10. emosexual
Being sexual while having very little to no concern for you partners gender.
Hes not bi, he's an emosexual.
...but amusing, nonetheless. We have a plague of Emo kids here in Adelaide, they all hang out at the Borders Bookshop in the mall.
You emo kids get off my lawn!
They're congregating in Stockland as well. I remember when Eve and I were walking along with John and we saw this angry emo chick who looked like she was going to snap and kill someone.
poor puppy :-(
Embrace your emosexuality fellow confused teens
Anna, don't you have better things to do than just make up endless definitions for the word "emosexual"? Because if you don't, i'm so freakin jealous!
...I'd whinge more, but i'd be at risk of sounding emosexual.
Those were just the urban dictionary definitions. I don't think any uni student has the time to sit down and make all those up, except perhaps humanities/arts students.
Make sure you take a camera.... I'd really wanna see that.
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