I've been arguing with Ben about his ability or inability to live in a house by himself. He keeps talking about moving out but in my opinion, Ben has no chance of surviving without people to keep him from going all Ben. Here are some statements that Ben might make if he lived away from home.
"I'm gonna go to uni now and leave my house unlocked."
"Tonight, I'm sleeping on the footpath. It's warm."
"Let's go down the street and taunt those thugs."
"Let's go play in the petrol."
"And for a drink, this topping, out of the bottle."
"Ahhh noooo theres noo meaaat. Oh, I'll have this old ham."
"And for dessert, this bolt."
"Ohh wires. It's a banquet tonight."
"I hope I'm not still sick for work at 4am tommorrow. Oh well, it's 2 am now, I may as well just stay awake."
"But I don't waaanaaa pay bills!"
"Ohh, theres sparks coming from the switch."
"If we throw the TV at passing cars will they take pity on us because we're mad and buy us a new one?"
"Will they accept Ben Dollars?"
7 comments:
Harahaja!
Oh come on, I'm not that bad.
I have enough sense to lock up when I leave.
I wouldn't venture outside unless I really had to.
I don't know how to get petrol out of the pump. I doubt I'd be able to play in it.
Yeah, I drink topping. It tastes good on its own, and crap on ice cream.
I feed the old ham to the dog.
The only reason I'd put a non food item in my mouth would be if it was chewable.
Though I would turn up to work with two hours sleep, If I was sick I'd just tell them I couldn't come in due to illness. Permanent part time means I get sick pay.
My parents will pay bills. They even said so.
I don't own my own tv as it is. Actually, I probably shouldn't move out of home then. I don't know if I could survive without a TV.
But you've gotta admit that it was a pretty funny post.....
plus if you moved out then I'd visit a lot... and you wouldn't want that now would you?
I really don't think it counts as moving out of home if your parents still pay your bills. Thats more like having a super-duper cubby house that your mates like to hang out in.
So when you moved to Adelaide and mum and dad paid for everything, you hadn't really moved out of home?
that was called 'college dorm' And i still had to walk into the post office and pay my own bills!
.... with money that mum and dad sent you every week.
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