Guess what I found out today? I'm going to be spending my 18th - one of the biggest milestones of life - at endoscopy visits.
I'll turn 18 and get to watch people have cameras shoved inot one of two orifices, and be given the chance to see inside said orifices.
Happy Birthday!
PS. For some creepy people out there, the phrase "Happy birthday" is here used with the strongest sarcasm imagineable.
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Are you trying to suggest that looking in people's orifices on your birthday is *not* normal? It appears that I have some explaining to do.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the winner of the "Best Response" Award is Kurt Fong, with his wonderful line:
"Since it's your birthday, do you get to pick the Orifice?"
Congratulations Kurt
At least you will remember the day.... heh
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