VENTING/Bogans

Well its 9:10pm on a wednesday night and i'm here to randomly vent a little of the stress thats building up from having a dodgy computer, losing a usb stick, having parents who think u can help fix the dodgy computer, not receiving certain skeletons on time (or at all), having more people than usual living in the house, having less room in the house, and channel ten continually repeating House!

As you can clearly see, all these stressing things only build on the stress i should already be feeling as a med stduent with a job and a penchant for procrastination. In short, I'm going to vent. The best target is of course: Bogans

GAHHHHHHHHH GOD I HATE BOGANS!!!! Walking around in the willows, a whoe family of them, not wearing any shirts, with their greasy bogan hair. Why don't they wake up and realise that the only people who think that having a yard filled with half-dismantled cars are other bogans? And that if they hadnt spent all their money on buying said pieces of car then maybe theyd be able to afford basics like shampoo and t-shirts? I mean seriously, it's like theyve never heard of hygeine! Half of them walk out of the toilets without washing thier hands, a sure sign that you're stuck in the dark ages before the germ theory of disease. But the astonishing thing is that despite their unmowed lawns littered with car parts, severe sun overexposure from lack of shirts and poor hygiene they STILL remain to annoy people. How can the bogan gene STILL be present in society if all this is going on? It makes no sense! They should have bred out by now! But still they continue to exist. Bogans have ot be the only creatures on earth that simultaneously disprove both evolution AND intelligent design. Becasue lets face it, we can't breed them out despite our best efforts (education, hygiene etc), and nothign INTELLIGENT would design something as useless as the bogan. All this does is lend more credence to my Theory of Unintelligent design, which states that there is so much wrong with this universe that it couldn't POSSIBLY be the work of anything INTELLIGENT, and so it must be some incredibly unintelligent omnipresent being that created the universe, probably behind the intelligent one's back.

It was probably some bogan of an omnipresent thing. BLOODY BOGANS!!!!

Sandwich Day!!!

Just ignore the title....

Lately I've become a myspace whore. Joel made one first (behind the excuse of wanting to get Rockstar Supernova pics) and then I thought they looked alright and it was another way for me to procrastinate and not study for exams.
Anyway now I've had one for just over two weeks and I've already got 77 friends (not including Tom the ceator of myspace who is automatically added when you sign up). I reckon my mysppace looks incredibally cool (ooo spelling).

Now I'm going to tell you all to go check it out here.
And then Joel's myspace.
And then Ben's myspace.
And if you're really interested Panic at the disco's myspace.

If you have a myspace and want it added to the list just let me know.... but do you really want to conform to the ways of a myspace whore???? (not that it's that bad)

Rumours

Just to clear up some of the rumous that have been circulating as of late - Joe's bossom was definately not rubbing up and down my back in the Living End concert mosh pit and even if it had, I definately would have not enjoyed every single minute of it...